Progressive Revelations

I thought I would help all of humankind by compiling a list of what a person should turn down for.  In order to do so, I conducted extensive research over the past couple of months.  It is with great excitement that I reveal this list now. Things to turn down for: 1. what

Continuing my trend from the other day, here are some of my tweets from September of 2009.  If you were asleep during all of that month, this is a way for you to catch up on life: - I wonder what Martians think about Mars bars... - I just saw a deer crossing where a deer crossing sign was... How appropriate... - I know that mice supposedly like cheese, but I very rarely see them eat pizza...  and only once have I seen a mouse eat a cheesesteak. - A compass is an amazing tool: you can use it to find your way home and to draw a perfect circle...  Crazy! - While getting my haircut, I made the mistake of engaging in conversation with the hairdresser.  Next time I should pretend to fall asleep... - Nothing is more intimidating than an old woman wearing sunglasses in the shade... - I am sick, so I am drinking orange juice... Now I am sick of orange juice. - When I play Bingo by myself, I almost always win... - Ah, NFL opening day...  Will Brett Favr...

When I joined Twitter in July of 2009, the only people using it were stalks of corn. I would tweet something and, if lucky, maybe a couple of people would tweet back. We were a close-knit community, me and the seven other people on Twitter. Now, 47,000 followers later, I realize that what I tweeted in the summer of 2009 ended up in a lost chamber of tweets. I am not saying that what I tweeted was particularly life-changing, but hey -- why not let these tweets re-surface, right? Thanks to requesting my archive from Twitter, I was able to look back at my earliest tweets, and I have compiled some of them below: July and August 2009... - I've never been a big fan of guacamole. When I mention that at social occasions, I always feel like such an outcast. - I'm not sure if I like orange juice from concentrate. It has too much thought put into it... - If dogs bark, shouldn't trees fur? - The US Postal Service delivers through rain, sleet and snow, but if your car i...