"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Lately I've been noticing that pretzel rolls are, like, a pretty big deal. So big in fact that everyone seems to be getting in on the act and throwing some sort of meat into a pretzel roll and then hyping it like it's a dream come true -- and maybe to some people it is. I happen to live in close proximity to a pretzel factory, and just down the street is a Dunkin' Donuts (which makes pretzel sandwiches) and a Wendy's (which makes pretzel burgers). If not for the fact that I've just described every street in America, I would have just given away far too much personal information. I'm going to think some more about this pretzel situation.