The court system fears me

For the first time in my jury duty career, my jury number was not required to attend.  The conclusion?  The system is clearly afraid of the changes I would like to make.  Either that or the changes are being instituted as I type this and it's all a big surprise...

You can read about my proposed changes here:

http://progressiverevelations.com/7-22-13.html

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